Sparky is doing well today, but he does seem a little anxious.
He could be worried that he is trailing Jake in the "Who Loves Fran Best" contest.
It's like living in a reality TV show where the contestants are "on" 24/7 and it does get a little old after a while.
Jake is a little anxious, too. Jake is a 100 lb black lab and the apple of his mother’s eye. He’s used to being the favorite and is a bit disgruntled to have more competition than usual.

Jake strongly believes in the "bring her presents" strategy to win someone’s love.
So, there's a gift giving presentation ceremony nearly every 10 minutes. Mostly paper products.
Jake's routine is to grab something, run up to me, shove 55 lb Sparky out of the way and then grandly deposit the roll of toilet paper in my lap. Once his gift has been graciously acknowledged, he races off to get the next one.
Lucky for him we shop at Costco.
He could be worried that he is trailing Jake in the "Who Loves Fran Best" contest.
It's like living in a reality TV show where the contestants are "on" 24/7 and it does get a little old after a while.
Jake is a little anxious, too. Jake is a 100 lb black lab and the apple of his mother’s eye. He’s used to being the favorite and is a bit disgruntled to have more competition than usual.

Jake strongly believes in the "bring her presents" strategy to win someone’s love.
So, there's a gift giving presentation ceremony nearly every 10 minutes. Mostly paper products.
Jake's routine is to grab something, run up to me, shove 55 lb Sparky out of the way and then grandly deposit the roll of toilet paper in my lap. Once his gift has been graciously acknowledged, he races off to get the next one.
Lucky for him we shop at Costco.
On the other hand, Sparky is more in-your-face with protestations of adoration. He completely ignores Jake and runs back to snuggle in my lap.
His mantra: "Do you love me? Do you love me?
"Say that you love me. Say that you love me!"
"Love me! Love me! Love ME! LOVE ME!
His mantra: "Do you love me? Do you love me?
"Say that you love me. Say that you love me!"
"Love me! Love me! Love ME! LOVE ME!
"LOVEMELOVEMELOVEME"
"MEMEMEMEME"
...oh, a tennis ball...ah, and who are you?
I think that I would have some peace and quiet if I could only get Jake to "gift" Sparky the tennis balls.
"MEMEMEMEME"
...oh, a tennis ball...ah, and who are you?
I think that I would have some peace and quiet if I could only get Jake to "gift" Sparky the tennis balls.

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